 This old bloke goes to the doctor
This old bloke goes to the doctor and at the end of the checkup asks the
doc for some viagra. The doc asks him how much does he want & the bloke
says about 4 tablets.
The doc says that 4 tablets is not very many and the bloke replies that
he will cut them into quarters.
The doc says that the quarter tablet won't be very effective and the
bloke replies
"Well I'm 85 now and sex is not much use to me.. I just want these so
the 'old fella' sticks out far enough so I don't wee on my shoes" !!!
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