An octopus walks into a bar An octopus walks into a bar and says "Gimme a drink and I'll play any
musical instrument you like".
The Englishman gives him a beer and a guitar which he then proceeds to
play better than Hendrix himself.
The Irishman then gives him a Guinness and points him towards the piano,
which he plays even better than Elton.
The Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes; the octopus fumbles around with them for a few minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong. Can ye no play it ?".
The octopus says "Play it ?... I'm gonna bonk its brains out once I get the pyjamas off it!"
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