 In a number of carefully controlled trials
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli E.Coli bacteria (found in faeces). In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember:
Water = Poop
Booze = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of s**t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
John
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! | 
