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06-07-2005, 07:01 PM
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| | 3reef Moderator
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|  Norti Joke
Cover your eyes if you dont like norti jokes......
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At the National Art Gallery in New York a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench.
Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.
"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."
After the curator left, a Welshman, approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied.
"In fact, there's no African Americans depicted at all.
They're just three Welsh coal miners.
The guy in the middle went home for lunch."
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06-07-2005, 07:22 PM
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| | Giant Squid
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 21
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| Re: Norti Joke
i dont get it  _________ Tank Specs:
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06-07-2005, 07:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
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| Re: Norti Joke
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Originally Posted by Bruce i dont get it | Nope, but the bloke who went home at lunch time did 
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06-07-2005, 08:13 PM
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| | Coral Banded Shrimp
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Illinois Age: 30
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 | Re: Norti Joke
that is hilarious! Another reason I love working close enough to home to come home for lunch everyday
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06-07-2005, 08:28 PM
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| | Giant Squid
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 21
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| Re: Norti Joke
oooo...i still dont get it...is this a dirty joke? if so, then i get it | |
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06-07-2005, 08:30 PM
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| | 3reef Moderator
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| Re: Norti Joke
Yes, it is a dirty joke on both levels :-)
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06-07-2005, 08:32 PM
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| | Giant Squid
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 21
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| Re: Norti Joke
both level eh...well thats a zinger on me | |
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06-08-2005, 03:35 AM
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| | Coral Banded Shrimp
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: East Taunton, MA,Massachusetts
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| Re: Norti Joke
In other words .....he went home for lunch and cleaned up a little.....  I must have a knack for understanding dirty jokes....hmmm.... _________   | |
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06-08-2005, 08:46 AM
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| | Torch Coral
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: St. Paul/Woodbury, Minnesota Age: 50
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| Re: Norti Joke
JohnO, LMAO! _________ 75g reef with Nova Extreme 8 bulb HO T-5 lighting, refuge, Remora skimmer, DSB, Seio powerheads, Acro's, LPS corals, assorted zoo's & mushrooms, Yellow Tang, Maroon Clown, Blue Cleaner Goby , Cleaner, Fire and Sexy Shrimp, Coco Worm, T.Crocea Clam, Derasa Clam
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06-08-2005, 11:53 AM
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| | Coral Banded Shrimp
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Illinois Age: 30
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| Re: Norti Joke
I suppose he could have cleaned himself up a little, but I was actually thinking someone else cleaned him up.  | |
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