Click Here!
Promote! | Advertise | View Sponsors | Top100
Welcome to 3reef.com, the friendly tropical fish forum community where reef aquarium enthusiasts from around the world come to discuss coral reef aquariums, saltwater fish, corals, inverts, protein skimmers, fish filters, aquarium lighting, refugiums, etc. Also freshwater fish information on tetras, goldfish, cichlids and more!

You are currently viewing 3reef.com as a guest which gives you limited access to view most tropical fish forum discussions, articles and photo galleries. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload your own photo gallery and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact support.
Go Back   3reef Forums > Off Topic > The Bucket

» 3reef Navigation
» Aquarium Ads
aquariumrank



And here too!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 08-29-2004, 05:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
Purple Spiny Lobster
 
somethingfishy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Clinton Twp, Michigan
Age: 27
Posts: 479
Karma: 40
somethingfishy is on a roll


 
Default Next time you want to pee in the water think twice

The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfishes. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha. The species grows only to a size of an inch in length and is eel shaped and translucent, making it almost impossible to see in the water. The candiru is a parasite. It swims into the gill cavities of other fishes, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil".

It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus, vagina or even - in the case of the smaller specimens - the penis and deeper through the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation, usually involving the amputation of the area. A more expensive option is the use of two plants, the Xagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. These two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish. More often, the pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed.



_________

Save a fishes life! Do some reseach before you buy your next fish.
somethingfishy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reef Links
Click Here!
Old 08-29-2004, 05:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
3reef Moderator
 
JohnO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
Posts: 2,261
Karma: 1203
JohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud of


 
Default Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t


Now that would be a fun fish at bath time aye :-)

John


_________

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!
JohnO is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2004, 05:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
Fire Shrimp
 
Scuba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Mid-west, Illinois
Posts: 343
Karma: 12
Scuba is doing something  right


 
Default Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Can I get for my pool, then invite my boss over for a swim!!!

Just a thought


_________

&& &&&&24 GAL Nano Cube with 30 lbs of sand,28 lbs of live rock, 2 clown fish and now 6 mushroom, and still learning. &&PADI diver riding a 93 Blue Goldwing&&Logo by Nautilus
Scuba is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2004, 06:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
3reef Moderator
 
JohnO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
Posts: 2,261
Karma: 1203
JohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud of


 
Default Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t


You had better get two in case he is a bigger a##hole than you think :-)

John
JohnO is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-31-2004, 06:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
Astrea Snail
 
oside's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Oceanside, CA,California
Posts: 47
Karma: 1
oside is on a distinguished road


 
Default Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Anybody see "Medicine Man" with Sean Connery?
Matt B
oside is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-31-2004, 12:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
Bristle Worm
 
Fishez's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Huntsville, Alabama
Posts: 139
Karma: 38
Fishez is on a roll


 
 
Default Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Note to self, Dont go swimming in the amazon River nude.


_________

20G Mini Reef - 130w PC - 30lbs Fiji live rock - 25lbs special grade reef sand - CPR BakPak

90G Cichlid Tank - 80w lighting - skilter 250 - emperor 400 - Magnum 250 - MJ 1200
Fishez is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-31-2004, 03:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
Whip-Lash Squid
 
Birdlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: PhillySuburbs, Pennsylvania
Age: 42
Posts: 2,947
Karma: 205
Birdlady has a spectacular aura aboutBirdlady has a spectacular aura aboutBirdlady has a spectacular aura about


 
Default Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Hey, how about don't go swimming in the Amazon...PERIOD.

Aren't there Pirahna in there as well?!!


_________

I Love My Sig By John Hawkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date Started 9/04 58 gallon Oceanic Tank, 20 gal DIY sump/fuge w/ Kent Marine Auto top-off, Air Water Ice RO/DI, 10,000 K 175 W MH, 2 VHO 03's 96W each, AquaC EV 120 Skimmer
80 lbs LR, DSB in FUGE, 1 - 2 " LS in tank
Black Brittle Star, Chevron Tang, Crocea Clam, red & green Lobophyllia, Frogspawn, Porites Frag, Caulastrea Frag, Green Ricordia, Asst. Zoas, hermits, astreas, stomatellas, fighting conch
Birdlady is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-31-2004, 03:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
3reef Moderator
 
JohnO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
Posts: 2,261
Karma: 1203
JohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud ofJohnO has much to be proud of


 
Default Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t


Nah, no pirahna! The canero ate them all :-)

John
JohnO is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-31-2004, 06:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
Whip-Lash Squid
 
Birdlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: PhillySuburbs, Pennsylvania
Age: 42
Posts: 2,947
Karma: 205
Birdlady has a spectacular aura aboutBirdlady has a spectacular aura aboutBirdlady has a spectacular aura about


 
Default Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Yeeeeessssshhhhhh!! (shudder)
Birdlady is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reef Links
Click Here!
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0.1

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:28 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0,
----
All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.
All forum posts are the property of the posters. All else © 1996-2008, 3reef.com LLC.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74