 My wife left me
My wife left me and I don't understand.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses.
I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on
weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up. But I noticed the other day she came home from
grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup I
said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
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