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04-26-2005, 07:59 AM
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| | Stylophora
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, QC,Quebec Age: 29
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  |  My contribution JohnO!
Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Kirk asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" Kirk asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
instead of food?" Kirk asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said Kirk, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
Kirk replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex." _________ 
20Gal, 45 lbs LR, 65W PC 10 000K + 65W PC 20 000K + 10Gal sump/fuge
Livestock :hermit and snails, Green star polyps, Button polyps, Finger leather, Xenia, Zoanthids, Mushrooms, Yellow polyps, montipora digitata, acropora, ?mistery polyps?, mistery crab, six line wrasse | 
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04-26-2005, 11:55 AM
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| | Whip-Lash Squid
Join Date: May 2004 Location: PhillySuburbs, Pennsylvania Age: 42
Posts: 2,947
| Re: My contribution JohnO!
_________  I Love My Sig By John Hawkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date Started 9/04 58 gallon Oceanic Tank, 20 gal DIY sump/fuge w/ Kent Marine Auto top-off, Air Water Ice RO/DI, 10,000 K 175 W MH, 2 VHO 03's 96W each, AquaC EV 120 Skimmer
80 lbs LR, DSB in FUGE, 1 - 2 " LS in tank
Black Brittle Star, Chevron Tang, Crocea Clam, red & green Lobophyllia, Frogspawn, Porites Frag, Caulastrea Frag, Green Ricordia, Asst. Zoas, hermits, astreas, stomatellas, fighting conch  | |
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04-26-2005, 01:43 PM
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| | Vlamingii Tang
Join Date: Mar 2004
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04-26-2005, 07:10 PM
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| | 3reef Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
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Originally Posted by m_lacom99
Kirk replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex." | Great joke 
And here is the man in question http://www.3reef.com/forums/attachme...achmentid=3037
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04-27-2005, 05:55 AM
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| | Stylophora
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, QC,Quebec Age: 29
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04-28-2005, 02:06 AM
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| | 3reef Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
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| Re: My contribution JohnO!
Shhhhhhh, don't tell Jason. I said I would get him back
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05-16-2005, 07:35 PM
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| | Spanish Shawl Nudibranch
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Collinsville, Illinois Age: 25
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LOL!!! thats awesome
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50 gal Oceanic - 40 lbs Fiji Pink Live Sand - 63 lbs Fiji, Alor & Sulewesi Live Rock - 250 watt HQI 14K Metal Halide - (1) Seio 620gph PH & (1) Maxi-Jet 900 (1) Maxi-Jet 400 - ProQuatics 1200 Canister filter - SeaClone Skimmer - IceProbe Chiller -- 1 Black Ocellaris Clown & 1 'Regular' Ocellaris -- Pink & Blue Ricordea, Green Bubble, Blue tipped Acro -- Fire Shrimp, 3 Peppermint Shrimp, Blue Legs, Turbo's | |
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