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[JohnO]

* Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

* Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

* Politicians and diapers have one thing in common; they should both be changed regularly for the same reason.

* An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that
this is true.

* There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

* In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

* I am a nutritional overachiever.

* I am having an out of money experience.

* I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

* Practice safe eating: Always use condiments.

* A day without sunshine is like night.

* If marriage were outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.

* It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

* The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

* Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

* Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

* Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

* When you manage to keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you have clearly failed to understand the seriousness of the problem.

* If at first you don't succeed, give up.

* A friend in need is a pest.

* A problem shared is a two people with a problem.

* Smile and the world thinks you are up to something.

* My get up and go has got up and gone.

* You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stopped laughing.

* I don't seem to have these problems with intelligent people.

* No, I am not a know all; I just struggle with people who know nowt.

* Its not the money it's the principle that matters and, in principle, I should be
paid more