Michigan Wedding...

[saltyfish922]

MICHIGAN WEDDING:
>
> A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted
> to marry her right
> away. She protested, "But we don't know anything
> about each other." He
> replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each
> other as we go
> along."
>
> So she consented, and they were married, and went on
> a honeymoon to a
> very nice resort. One morning, they were lying by
> the pool when he got
> up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board
> and did a two and a
> half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly,
> almost without a ripple.
> This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife
> position before he
> again straightened out and cut the water like a
> knife! After a few
> more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on
> his towel.
>
> She said, 'That was incredible!" He said, "I used
> to be an Olympic
> diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn
> more about ourselves as
> we went along."
>
> So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing
> laps. She was
> moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off
> at one end of the
> pool would hardly be gone before she was already
> touching the other end
> of the pool. She did laps in freestyle,
> breaststroke, even butterfly!
> After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes,
> she climbed back
> out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing
> hard.
>
> He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
> endurance
> swimmer?" "No," she said, "I was a hooker in
> Detroit and I worked both
> sides of the river."

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