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04-11-2008, 01:19 PM
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| | KingFish
Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Pt. Richmond, Ca. Age: 38
Posts: 7,522
     |  Mean Woman at Wal-Mart
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into a Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, '
No they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.
'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' | 
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04-11-2008, 01:37 PM
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| | Astrea Snail
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA Age: 23
Posts: 61
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HAH!
I'm going to use that one, if you don't mind!
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04-11-2008, 02:02 PM
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| | Giant Squid
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: niles, ohio Age: 32
Posts: 3,532
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Lmao!!!! _________ My Tank Thread...... EST. 10/30/07 5.5 gal, 72watt's of pc's, rio skimmer, hob rated at 40 gal, stealth heater, b/w aussie clown, emerald crab, turbo, bumble bee, astrea, and nassarius snails, aussie open brain, pink birdsnest, wallhammer, multiple acro's, numerous monti's, zoa's, palys, ppd's, duncans, mint gsp's, reg gsp's, blue clove polyps, grn bali slimer, and tons of ppl sponges. | |
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04-11-2008, 02:06 PM
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| | 3reef Moderator |
HAHA That's a good one | |
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04-11-2008, 02:16 PM
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| | Skunk Shrimp
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: monterey...cali Age: 25
Posts: 288
Karma: 118
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 
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29 gal/ 10gal refugium with more things then I have space to list.
with a 7gal sea horse tank slowly in the works | |
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04-11-2008, 02:52 PM
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| | Giant Squid
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: TN Age: 31
Posts: 3,909
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Lmao!!!!!!!! _________ Got Questions? Need Answers?
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." Andre Gide  | |
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04-11-2008, 03:13 PM
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| | Montipora Digitata
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Columbus, Indiana Age: 24
Posts: 1,052
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Good One Matt!!!!!!!! _________ 55 gallon reef aquarium, 85 lbs. live rock, 2 1/2" sandbed, False Percula Clown & Foxface, Tetratec PF500 filter, 2 110 watt URI Super Actinic VHO actinics, 2 250 watt metal halides with Reef Optix 2 reflectors powered by Blue Wave 3 ballast Born 1/3/08 My Tank Thread My Tank Video  | |
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04-11-2008, 03:15 PM
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| | Stylophora
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Quebec City
Posts: 956
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Snap!!!!! _________ 
55gl skimmerless, 80lbs live rock, DIY wavemaker running 3x MJ1200 with hydor deflector.
2 DIY fluidized reactors Carbon & ROWAphos
LIghts- 2x 50/50 atinics T10's , 2x life gro T10's ,
1x20,000K T12, 1x6,000K T10.
Fish-3
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04-11-2008, 03:16 PM
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| | Bubble Tip Anemone
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 656
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So I forwarded to the Wife, Yeh.. Bad idea..
Now I have to listen to that all night...
Thanks alot..
Funny though.. | |
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04-11-2008, 07:38 PM
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| | Gnarly Old Codfish
Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Silverdale, Washington Age: 59
Posts: 4,778
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My wife will be taking a copy this with her to job at WalMart. Am sure it will be enjoyed by many when posted on BB in employee lounge... _________ AG "125," AquaC EV 180, 30 gal sump, "SCWD", 80 lbs LR, CoralSeaLife "Moonlite" Hood, PFO 250W HQI Mini-Pendant (SPS HQI 14000k bulb)
12 Gallon NanoCube - 24w stock PC 50/50 light "...nothing good ever happens fast in a reef tank, only bad things happen fast..."
- MIKE PALLETTA - (2008 Reef log) ("OmarD"/"Scott") | |
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