 A man is in a queue
A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he
can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks. 'Yes I think you are the father of one
of my kids' she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says
'Damn, are you the bird I had sex with on my stag night, whilst your mate
whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my bottom?'
'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!'
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! | 
