 A man boards an aeroplane.
A man boards an aeroplane.
As he settles into his seat, he sees a beautiful woman boarding the plane. She heads straight toward
his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat beside his.
He stammers, "Business trip or vacation?"
"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states calmly.
He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has
ever seen, sitting right next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he asks, "What's your role?"
"Lecturer", she says. I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What myths are those?"
"Well", she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when,
in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is the most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that French men are the most virile lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."
Suddenly, the woman blurts out an apology.
"I'm sorry," she says, I shouldn't be discussing all this with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man says. "Tonto Papadopoulos."
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