 The Lawyer and The Redneck
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that rednecks are so dumb that he could
get over on them easy..
So the lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fum
game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and
if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you
ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500 This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the
lawyer quiet, agrees to play the game The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the
distance from the Earth to the moon?' The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in
his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He
uses the airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends
e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes
up the redneck and
hands him $500. The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes
the redneck up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and
goes back to sleep.
Don't mess with us rednecks.
We only talk dumb.... | 
