 Laws
The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had
better let him lead.
The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always
leave room for the mouse.
The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have
nothing to lose.
The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger
starves last.
The Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do
it himself.
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.
Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past
tense.
Conway's Law: In any organization there is one person who knows what is
going on. That person must be fired.
Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.
Law of Drunkedness: You can't fall off the floor.
Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Osborne's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government
program.
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers
wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have
destroyed civilization.
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! | 
