The Juggler

cuttingras · 07-21-2008, 09:22 PM

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2
miles south of the Virginia/Kentucky State line. When the trooper
asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a
Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Roanoke to do a
show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if
the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give
him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in
the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said
he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to
him.
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While the man was juggling, A car pulled in behind the patrol car.
A drunken good old boy, from Tennessee , got out, watched the
performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door
and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, " You might as well take my butt to jail, 'cause
there's NO way I can pass THAT test!