 John & Marsha
John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by".
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike.....", "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked "How do you know they are having sex?
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with a popsicle too."
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! | 
