It's the Australian Football League Grand Final

It's the Australian Football League Grand Final and a man makes his way to his seat right on the wing. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.

He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

This is incredible", Said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?"

The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."

 

Lmao ;d

 

LOL Sounds like somthing I'd say or do

 

Oh really now? Remind me to leave you out of my will

 

You know what they say
" Where there's a will......."

John

 

Well.......FINISH THE STORY!

 

....................there's a dead body

John

 

I should have known better than to ask