It's the Australian Football League Grand Final

JohnO · 09-25-2007, 02:39 PM

It's the Australian Football League Grand Final and a man makes his way to his seat right on the wing. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.

He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

This is incredible", Said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?"

The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."

mattgeezer · 10-01-2007, 02:23 AM

Lmao ;d

Tangster · 10-01-2007, 01:02 PM

LOL Sounds like somthing I'd say or do (:

amcarrig · 10-01-2007, 05:52 PM

Oh really now? Remind me to leave you out of my will

JohnO · 10-02-2007, 06:19 PM

You know what they say
" Where there's a will......."

John

amcarrig · 10-03-2007, 09:55 AM

Well.......FINISH THE STORY!

JohnO · 10-03-2007, 07:57 PM

....................there's a dead body

John

amcarrig · 10-04-2007, 05:18 AM

I should have known better than to ask

09-25-2007, 02:39 PM	#1
JohnO 3reef Moderator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria Posts: 1,662 Skin: Mint Karma: 1687	It's the Australian Football League Grand Final It's the Australian Football League Grand Final and a man makes his way to his seat right on the wing. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." This is incredible", Said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?" The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."

10-01-2007, 02:23 AM	#2
mattgeezer Montipora Capricornis Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 35 Posts: 1,024 Skin: Mint Karma: 2741	Lmao ;d

10-01-2007, 01:02 PM	#3
Tangster 3reef Sponsor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Va/Ct Posts: 5,646 Skin: Mint Karma: 40947	LOL Sounds like somthing I'd say or do (:

10-01-2007, 05:52 PM	#4
amcarrig 3reef Moderator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CT Age: 43 Posts: 9,085 Skin: Classic Karma: 4093195	Oh really now? Remind me to leave you out of my will

10-02-2007, 06:19 PM	#5
JohnO 3reef Moderator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria Posts: 1,662 Skin: Mint Karma: 1687	You know what they say " Where there's a will......." John

10-03-2007, 09:55 AM	#6
amcarrig 3reef Moderator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CT Age: 43 Posts: 9,085 Skin: Classic Karma: 4093195	Well.......FINISH THE STORY!

10-03-2007, 07:57 PM	#7
JohnO 3reef Moderator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria Posts: 1,662 Skin: Mint Karma: 1687	....................there's a dead body John

10-04-2007, 05:18 AM	#8
amcarrig 3reef Moderator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CT Age: 43 Posts: 9,085 Skin: Classic Karma: 4093195	I should have known better than to ask