i was just thinking

[oliesminis]

I WAS JUST THINKING……..


-If you take an Oriental person and turn him around several times, does he become disoriented?
-If people from Poland are called ‘Poles’ why aren’t people from Holland called ‘Holes’?
-Why do we say something is out of ‘whack’? What exactly is a ‘whack’?
-Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
-If a pig loses it’s voice, is it disgruntled?
-Why do women wear evening-gowns to night clubs? Shouldn’t they wear night-gowns?
-If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-If someone offers you a penny are you obliged to tell them what you are thinking?
-Why id the man who invests all your money called a ‘broker’? Shouldn’t he be a richer?
-Why do crutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.
-Why does soured cream have a ‘use by’ date?
-When cheese is photographed, what does it say?
-Why is a person who plays the piano called a ‘pianist’, but a person who drives a racing car not called a ‘racist’?
-Why are a ‘wise man’ and a ‘wise guy’ opposites?
-If horrific means horrible, why doesn’t terrific mean terrible?
-If 21 is twenty-one, why isn’t 11 onety-one?
-I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could the longest sentence be ‘I do’?
-If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry-cleaners depressed?
-Why is it that if someone tells you there are one billion stars in the Universe you will believe them, but they tell you a wall has wet paint on it you have to touch it to be sure?
-Why is it if someone eats or drinks something which tastes awful they immediately offer it to the nearest person and say, ‘Taste that’?

i was just wondering

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