Husband wanted

[JohnO]

A lady, aged 75, decided it was time
to get married.

She put a "wanted" ad in the local paper that read
"HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must
not beat me, must not run around on me and must
still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person."


On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell
ring. Much to her dismay when she opened the door,
there sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
She asked sardonically "You're not expecting me to
consider you, are you? Just look at you .....you
have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run
around on you!"
She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"
The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at
him intensely.
"Are you still good in bed?" she asked.
The old man smirked and said,

"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

[Bruce]

LOL

[fletch]

[smiley=hehe.gif]Very Talented [smiley=hehe.gif]

[Astalie]

haha YES!! Thats awesome

[Diver_1298]

He should have said "I knocked on the wooden door" or something to that effect