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01-03-2008, 04:23 PM
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|  Golf, better than sex?
#10....A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9....You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8....It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7...Foursomes are encouraged.
#6....You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5....Three times a day is possible.
#4....Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3....If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
#2....You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1....If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
John
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01-03-2008, 04:26 PM
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lmao... 4 | |
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01-03-2008, 04:33 PM
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I'd rather be pulling my own teeth without novacane, than be playing golf. How dare you put golf and sex in the same sentence(lol)  _________ 9YR OLD 90G/55g custom sump/refug Mag18 Aquac 180skimmer 692w MH AC jr,yel&kole tang,midas&convict blenny,B&G chromies,Blk/yel fin chromie blackcap,nemo,neon goby,6line; Blastomussa Merleti,Acan ,BUBBLE,Torch,LTA, Acropora(2) Moon, assort zoas, yel& G star polyps, P&B ricordia, montiporas, cup&candy corals, xenias,B/G mush,flower ane(2), cherry red mussa, dusters,cleaning crew..  | 
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01-03-2008, 04:36 PM
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I once played 9 holes luna and it took me 5 hours.. I was in high school and got grounded because my step-dad said I was lieing about where I was at..... | |
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01-03-2008, 04:42 PM
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Dont get me wrong, I respect the game, its just to boring for me. | |
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01-03-2008, 05:57 PM
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I golfed one time and that was it.... football seemed more fun....
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01-04-2008, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by lunatik_69  I'd rather be pulling my own teeth without novacane, than be playing golf. How dare you put golf and sex in the same sentence(lol) | +1  | |
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01-04-2008, 03:00 PM
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I must admit that they are mutually exclusive. In fact nobody even shouted " YOU"RE THE MAN " at me in either circumstance 
John | |
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01-04-2008, 03:03 PM
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hahaha | |
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