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04-21-2006, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
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|  A girl calls her boyfriend
A girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The girl says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.
He looks at the pieces, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he says with a deep sigh
"............We'll put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
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04-21-2006, 06:21 PM
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LOL....thanks! I needed that!
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Started on Jan 24, cycled on Feb 17
125 gallons (72" x 18" x 22"), 20 gallons sump, 29 gallons fuge. 90 lbs sugar fine sand in MT and 30 in fuge.
Equipments:
Coralife Super Skimmer 220 w/ an air pump to increase micro bubbles, Mag drive 9.5 return pump
2 Maxi 900 and Rio+ 2100 as powerheads, Mag 350 filter
Lighting:
110watts PC, 70watts NO
Resident:
2 Polyps Ricordia
Royal Gramma, Lawnmower Blenny
Sally Light Foot
Pepermint Shrimp
70 Blue Leg Hermits
25 Snails | |
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04-21-2006, 07:04 PM
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| | Eyelash Blennie
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lakeland, Fl
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Must have been a blonde 
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90 Gallon glass, 135#'s of rock and 2" sand. 2-250w 20k XM metal halides. 2-95 watt actinic VHO, 4 powerheads, Coralife skimmer. Maroon Gold Striped Clown, Blue Chromis, Kole Tang, Pygmy Angel, Serpent Star, Brittle Star,Gorgonians, Mushrooms, Yellow Polyps, Turbo Snails & Blue Legged Hermits. 20 gal sump with Caulerpa, Mag 7 return pump. | |
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04-21-2006, 09:12 PM
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Bottled blonde maybe Actually sounds a lot like what Amcarrig would do
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04-22-2006, 09:50 AM
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| | Eyelash Blennie
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lol
"When" I win the lottery I am going to visit Australia and look you up so you can introduce me to some native beers
Then, I am going to fly Amy out there just so she can tell you off right to your face <G>
Thanks for the laugh
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04-22-2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnO Bottled blonde maybe Actually sounds a lot like what Amcarrig would do
John | You say that like it's a bad thing | |
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04-22-2006, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by amcarrig You say that like it's a bad thing | No it's not a bad thing at all. I would encourage most folk to try to make a picture out of their cornflakes. If you can see an image in your cereal it's a great way to start the day. Mass murderers included
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04-22-2006, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Diver_1298 lol
"When" I win the lottery I am going to visit Australia and look you up so you can introduce me to some native beers
Then, I am going to fly Amy out there just so she can tell you off right to your face <G>
Thanks for the laugh
Jim |
Jim,
You would be most welcome, fridge is full ( as always ) I assume that Amy is " the better half "? If that is the case you had better warn her that there is a queue | |
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04-23-2006, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnO No it's not a bad thing at all. I would encourage most folk to try to make a picture out of their cornflakes. If you can see an image in your cereal it's a great way to start the day. Mass murderers included
John | Whew...I was worried for a bit there | |
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