Funniest Joke I've read in a Long time

Jason McKenzie · 11-07-2006, 06:03 PM

A Canadian hockey fan, an American fan and a Swedish fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of alcohol. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the alcohol, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said:

"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Swede fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Swede fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The American fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and after watching the scene, said: "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the American fan crying.

The Canadian fan was the last one up (he had finished off thecrate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You support the greatest team in the world, your country has the best and most loyal hockey fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Royal highness", the Canadian replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheikh says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.

"Tie the American fan to my back so he can get his ass whooped again."

Matt Rogers · 11-07-2006, 06:47 PM

That's a great one J.

TinFury · 11-07-2006, 06:56 PM

LoL.

Diver_1298 · 11-08-2006, 02:52 PM

It's only funny to those who do not live in the states. Would you laugh as hard if the joke was about a Canadian..................

Just kidding, it was funny, but you hurt my national pride.

Jim

geekdafied · 11-08-2006, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diver_1298

It's only funny to those who do not live in the states. Would you laugh as hard if the joke was about a Canadian..................

Just kidding, it was funny, but you hurt my national pride.

Jim

it hurt mine to, but I still LMAO!!!

Jason McKenzie · 11-08-2006, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diver_1298

It's only funny to those who do not live in the states. Would you laugh as hard if the joke was about a Canadian..................

Just kidding, it was funny, but you hurt my national pride.

Jim

LOL

inwall75 · 11-08-2006, 11:28 PM

LOL!!!

One of my best friends is Canadian. The questions that some Americans ask her about Canada make me ashamed to be American.

jonathan · 11-09-2006, 01:23 AM

nice...

Malachi · 11-09-2006, 08:26 AM

Nice, i forward this joke to my friend Donald Rumsfeld. He got so mad, he quiet!

Jason McKenzie · 11-09-2006, 08:47 AM

I'm glad everyone has taken it as a joke as that is how it was intended.

I think if you look at it about the Hockey rival and not a national rival it sits better.

Thanks Gang. I was a little worried

J