 A French man in Scotland
A frenchman's cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
Gamekeeper shouts 'Dinnae drink thon waater, it's fu o' coo's keech.'
Man replies, ' Bon Ami, I am French. Repeat it in French or English.'
Gamekeeper replies, 'Use both hands, you get more that way.'
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