 A doctor in Scotland wanted to get off work
A doctor in Scotland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached His assistant. Fergus ", I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Fergus.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Fergus, how was your day?"
Fergus told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,"says Fergus.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and Her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:
'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"
"Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Fergus, what did ye do?" asks he doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes " !!
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