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04-25-2008, 07:18 PM
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| | Stylophora
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Louisville, KY ( derby town ) Age: 40
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|  In on the DING' out on the >
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied; "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued. "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along..." | 
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04-25-2008, 07:23 PM
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| | PICTURE POLICE
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Miami, FL Age: 39
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Lmao _________ 9YR OLD 90G/55g custom sump/refug Mag18 Aquac 180skimmer 692w MH AC jr,yel&kole tang,midas&convict blenny,B&G chromies,Blk/yel fin chromie blackcap,nemo,neon goby,6line; Blastomussa Merleti,Acan ,BUBBLE,Torch,LTA, Acropora(2) Moon, assort zoas, yel& G star polyps, P&B ricordia, montiporas, cup&candy corals, xenias,B/G mush,flower ane(2), cherry red mussa, dusters,cleaning crew..  | |
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04-25-2008, 07:24 PM
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| | Bubble Tip Anemone
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: alabama Age: 31
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funny stuff wild | |
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04-25-2008, 07:24 PM
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| | Panda Puffer
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tatamy, PA Age: 15
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Hahaha! | |
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04-25-2008, 07:56 PM
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| | Astrea Snail
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: CANADA Age: 38
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Too funny  , and too cute, all in one !
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Fish only aquarium: 55 gal. Bio-Wheel Wet/Dry Biological Filter and the use of Pura Complete and a Nano Skimmer : Fish: Yellow Tang, Pacific Blue Tang, (2) Percula Clowns, (3) Green Chromis, Skunk Shrimp, Cleaner Wrasse, (5) Hermit Crabs, Yellow Tail Damsel, Four Stripe Damsel. | |
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04-25-2008, 08:15 PM
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| | Giant Squid
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Louisville, GA Age: 45
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<~~~~~ total fish geek!!! Funny joke!!!!! | |
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06-14-2008, 12:09 AM
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| | Guest
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Phoenix, Oregon
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Haha. Classic one there Pauly. | |
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