 The Blonde and the Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a tall blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:
"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, you little
jerk. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person - because you and
your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but
women at large - all in the name of humor."
Flustered, not having ever encountered a heckler before, the young ventriloquist begins to apologize.
But the blonde cuts him off:
"You stay out of this Mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
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