A bear, a lion and a chicken

[JohnO]

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

The Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

The Lion says: "If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."

Then the Chicken says: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet sh*t's itself."

[amcarrig]

I pray that this joke doesn't become an ironic one

[Frizza]

Scary thought, wont be long till the birds become the dominant species!!