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01-09-2008, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
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A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van... (you know,shag carpets, big double mattress in the back... all that), when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out,
"Oh big boy, whip me,whip me!"
The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opens the window snaps the aerial off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"
The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring............
Wait for it............
Are you ready............
Here comes the punch line.............
"You've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen...!!"
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! | 
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01-10-2008, 02:14 AM
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| | Stylophora
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Groningen, The Netherlands Age: 25
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 LOL... This one is nasty | |
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01-10-2008, 01:41 PM
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| | Giant Squid
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: niles, ohio Age: 32
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Lol!!!!!! | |
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01-10-2008, 02:26 PM
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| | Torch Coral
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 47
Posts: 1,186
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Rofl!!!!!!!!!!  _________ 72 gallon bowed 150lbs LR 60 lbs LS
2 Percs
1 Chevron Tang
Hippo Tang
Six Line Wrasse
Coral Banded Shrimp
Cleaner Shrimp
Starry Blenny
4 Lyretail Anthias
Long Polyp Toadstool
Montipora
Long Tentacle Anenome
Short tentacle plate
Pulsing Xenia
Green Star polyps
Frogspawn
29 gallon
2 Clown
1 Coral Beauty
1 Fairy Wrasse
24 FOWLR
Dwarf Lion
125 gallon African Cichlid Tank http://home.comcast.net/~pizzal/index.html
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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01-10-2008, 02:39 PM
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| | Stylophora
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Quebec City
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must be a victorian girl hey jonho........hahahaaa _________ http://www.3reef.com/forums/image.ph...ine=1200113573
55gl skimmerless, 80lbs live rock, DIY wavemaker running 3x MJ1200 with hydor deflector.
2 DIY fluidized reactors Carbon & ROWAphos
LIghts- 2x 50/50 atinics T10's , 2x life gro T10's ,
1x20,000K T12, 1x6,000K T10.
Fish-3
Coral-13. | |
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01-10-2008, 07:16 PM
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| | Astrea Snail
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: MoPo, NJ
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nice _________ 90 Gal "Reefish" Tank 30 Gal Sump 135 EuroReef Skimmer 50lbs Various Live Rock-Fiji, Tonga, Ect Assorted Mushrooms (orange spotted) Assorted Coral (star polyps angels love to snack on) FISH-- Emperor Angel (just starting to change), Red Sea Sailfin, Banded Jawfish (BIG eater), Flame Angel, Royal Gramma, Eilbis Angel CLEAN UP CREW-- Blood Shrimp, Cleaner Shrimp, Purple Spine Sea Urchin, Margarita Snails, Cat's Eye Snails, Tequila Snails, Emerald Crabs, | |
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