 For all the gray heads among us
A woman was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new dentist.
She noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly she remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in same high school class some 30 odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that she had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, she quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been her classmate... or could he?
After he examined her teeth, she thought that really should at least ask if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes! Yes, I did! I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" she asked.
He answered, "In 1969. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" she exclaimed.
He looked at her closely. Then that old, wrinkled, baldheaded, fat, gray haired, decrepit son of a ***** asked.
"What did you teach?"
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! | 
I'm glad to say that I haven't got a single gray hair....yet. 
Slightly receding but still brown(ish) with no grey
