After a long night of intimacy After a long night of intimacy, a young guy rolled over and was looking
around when he noticed a framed picture of another man.
The guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy.
The girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! |