 After 25 Years Of Marriage
After 25 Years Of Marriage, I Took A Look At My Wife One Day And Said, "honey, 25 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment, A Cheap Car, Slept On A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But I Got To Sleep Every Night With A Hot 25-year-old Blonde."
Now We Have A $500,000 Home, A $45,000 Car, A Nice Big Bed And A Plasma Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With A 50-year-old Woman. It Seems To Me That You Are Not Holding Up Your Side Of Things."
My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman. She Told Me To Go Out And Find Another Hot 25-year-old Blonde, And She Would Make Sure That I Would Once Again Be Living In A Cheap Apartment, Driving A Cheap Car, Sleeping On A Sofa Bed And Watching A 10-inch Black And White Tv.
Aren't Older Women Great? They Really Know How To Solve Your Mid-life Crisis!
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! | 
