There are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex*.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex*.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex*
This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has got into a routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex*
This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the
Hallway you both say ' F&$# you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex*.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex*.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any
more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: *Pension Sex*.
You get a little each month,
but not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems
7 types of sex 
