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01-24-2008, 04:56 PM
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|  3 women in a sauna
Three women , two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in
a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm
and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
"That was my pager," she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her
palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she
had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned
with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman
finally said..........
Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax!!
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01-26-2008, 03:34 PM
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Lol!!!
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01-26-2008, 03:59 PM
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| | Stylophora
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01-27-2008, 10:01 PM
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the last one reminds me of my x-wife | |
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01-27-2008, 11:43 PM
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| | Stylophora
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Originally Posted by reef_guru  the last one reminds me of my x-wife | 2 x LOL  | |
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01-28-2008, 05:21 AM
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Lmao _________ Scott 265g (Peninsula)
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01-28-2008, 08:30 AM
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01-28-2008, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by reef_guru the last one reminds me of my x-wife |
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01-28-2008, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by wastemanagement | To you too
Back to work today but, totally hungover and slightly sunburnt. I did make 100 not out in the backyard however, including 2 x 12's
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