 Winking
A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales
representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looked over his papers and said, "You've graduated
from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your
experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second
thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible
position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off
potential customers. I'm sorry . . . . we can't hire you."
"But wait," the man protested, "if I take two aspirin, I stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
The applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, Assorted condoms. Finally finding a packet of aspirin at the bottom.
He tore it open, swallowed the tablets, and stopped winking.
"Oh dear," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we can't have our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a chemist's and asked for aspirin while winking?"
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