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[Delmarva_Paintball]

This is for my wife, who prefers the furry pets.

Why Fish make better pets than Dogs and Cats.
1. Fish don't shed.
2. I've never had to wipe muddy fin prints off my clothes.
3. I've never been out riding around my neighborhood at 2am looking for my fish.
4. Fish don't sniff the butts of my guests.
5. I've never had to scrub warm fish barf out of a carpet.
6. I've never squashed a fish poop on the way to the fridge in the middle of the night.
7. My fish don't keep up the whole neighborhood with their damn incessant barking.
8. A fish has never made me feel itchy or sneezy.
9. I don't need to worry about my fish stealing my dinner when I'm not looking.
10. A fish has never eaten a hole in my sofa.